Author: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
zats_clear Title: Five inappropriate times Thor beamed Jack up - excerpted from the personal memoirs of General Jack O'Neill (USAF ret)
Words: 532
Rating: G
Author's note:
aurora_novarum made me do it5 Things originally posted here
- Five Inappropriate Times Thor Beamed Jack Up
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- fic_zat
- November 9th, 22:37
cheerful
Author:
Title: Five inappropriate times Thor beamed Jack up - excerpted from the personal memoirs of General Jack O'Neill (USAF ret)
Words: 532
Rating: G
Author's note:aurora_novarum made me do it
5 Things originally posted here
- drabbles, 50% complete
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- fic_zat
- November 5th, 21:29
50%
For the lovely and talentedcrazedturkey, who asked for Sam and Teal'c after Unending. Hope this is just what the doctor ordered!
( Her Wait in Gold )
------------------------------------quarryquest had something, but then forgot it so instead asked for "Daniel and Jonas and a tin of baked beans"
( Beating Around the Bush )
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Forkazbaby who asked for Cam/Teal'c - fighting darkness. Which made me think of Ripples and
BLACK DANIEL: Wouldn't it be easier to just zat him?
BLACK TEAL'C: Easier, yes but far less gratifying
( In the No )
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For CK, who prompted with:
Once upon a time there was a handsome king named Daniel who was in love with the Captain of his personal guard, Jack...
*Uh, yeah. This is not the droid you were looking for. I'll come up with another one for ya later*
and for![[info - identity]](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
codo1019.livejournal.com, who wanted Sam and Jack, of course.
Somehow, those two prompts came together for 200 words of this:
( the power of words )
- Toasted, G
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- fic_zat
- May 25th, 11:26
- amused
Title: Toasted
Author:
Words: 264
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Follow up to a comment!fic - So, naked? - because I cannot bear to see a Princess beg...
- So, naked? - G
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- fic_zat
- May 23rd, 13:50
hungry
Title: So, naked?
Author:zats_clear
Words: 200
Rating: G
Author's Note: originally posted here in![[info] - community](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
jackdanielpromptfic for the line prompt "So, naked?" unbeta'd because it is comment!fic and I am impatient LOL. All errors are mine and mine alone.
( so, naked? )
- Where I remember that I do write...
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- fic_zat
- January 30th, 14:21
creative
gakked fromaurora_novarum
Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you something I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing it that didn't make it onto the page.
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- Checkered
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- fic_zat
- November 18th, 2008
- finally it worked
Title: CheckeredAuthor:zats_clearSummary: Daniel's subconscious might have an opinion about Cam. Mid Season 9, when Cam is still between fanboy and team leader
Warning: slash
Rating: R, unless CK tells me otherwise
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: no rights, no money, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none, like you really want to...( Checkered )
- Accentuate the Obvious
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- fic_zat
- October 4th, 2008
- pleased
Title: Accentuate the Obvious
Author:zats_clear
Summary: This is what happens when someone suggests something that strikes my fancy. See here or just understand thatstarglyphsaid "would it help if I got down on my knees"...which just struck me funny.
Warning: um, pissy!Daniel, character death, mild humiliation, slash...basically, my kind of story. Probably R
Word Count: 460
Disclaimer: no money, no rights, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none. not that I have any control or anything but srsly, why the hell would you want to??
( Read more... )
- Mr Sandman, R [Burn Notice]
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- fic_zat
- September 26th, 2008
- wicked
Title: Mr Sandman [Burn Notice]
Author:zats_clear
Words: 266
Rating: R for innuendo
A/N: so I was im-ing to CK...and this is what happened.
ETA: Please head over to see the instant, unauthorized birthday remix by CK!!!! Chicken really does make everything better LOL
( Mr Sandman, bring me a dream )
- it was a dark and stormy night...
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- fic_zat
- September 15th, 2008
Title: it was a dark and stormy night
Author:zats_clear
Summary: A gen fic birthday gift forsg_fignewton
Rating: G
Warning: juvenile humor, all dialogue
Word Count: 321
Disclaimer: no rights, no money, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none, you really don't want to anyway!
Author's Notes: originally posted here with everyone else's birthday ficlets. Given the once over by my betababes,muck_a_luckand aurora_novarum (who gave me the title). All errors my own. Welcome to my little experiment with all dialogue! Hope it works!
- Bending the Light: 5 Sam and Cam's that weren't, G
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- fic_zat
- July 21st, 2008
- amused
Title: Bending the Light: 5 Sam and Cam's that weren't
Author:zats_clear
Summary: Five ways that Sam and Cam never happened
Rating: G
Warning: These are AUs. Never happened. Not in our universe!
Word Count: 1069
Disclaimer: no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive Rights: none. srsly, I can't imagine why you would want to!
Author's Notes: There I was, happily working on Fly-by, a story about how Sam and Cam have known each other for like, forever, when my mind kept jumping to all the instances that never ever happened. No way, no how. Thanks go tomuck_a_luckfor indulging my whims when I felt I just had to inflict these on someone! Posting unbeta'd. All mistakes are my own (and I am not above fixing them when they are pointed out)
- repost of the Daniel picspam - un-flocked and now with RP caps...this won't happen often
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- fic_zat
- July 7th, 2008
naughty
- Fly-by by zats_clear
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- fic_zat
- June 2nd, 2008
- satisfied
Title: Fly-by (formerly known as "Ten Times" when my brain would not give me a real title!)
Author:zats_clear
Word count: 2973
Rating/Warning: Gen
Spoilers: none
Prompt: Sam and Cam, backstory. Written for the![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
sg1friendathon
Many, many thanks tomuck_a_luck and abyssinia4077 for letting me bounce ideas off them about all the ways Sam and Cam knew each other, reading the bits of story outline and actual paragraphs I would IM to them over the last few weeks, and going over the finally, thank godcompleted story. Additional hugs toaurora_novarum for being an amazing resource for so many details I could almost remember but could not quite place. All errors are mine, but trust me, without these three, there would have been more!
( Cam's Plane )
( Fly-by )
- Penance
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- fic_zat
- May 7th, 2008
- amused
Title: Penance
Author:zats_clear
Summary: Jack pays for how he treated Daniel on Euronda
Rating: R
Warning: May is International Masturbation month
Word Count: 818
Disclaimer: no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive Rights: none. srsly, I can't imagine why you would want to!
Authors Note:
Written as a result of a happy confluence of events: May is International Masturbation Month. No, really, it is! So,muck_a_luck told me I really needed to do something about this. And then, I realized that today was janedavitt 's birthday! One of the authors responsible for my twist my armconversion to Jack/Daniel slash. Sooo, Happy Birthday, Jane!
ETA: CK has now written the remix, Daniel's POV! Penance [The Kabinet Remix]
( Penance )
- Sam in the I
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- fic_zat
- March 29th, 2008
- accomplished
Title: Sam in the I
Author:zats_clear
Summary: Written forabyssinia4077 's birthday as part of Defining Sam from A to Z Go read all!
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No money made, no rights, nothin'
Archive Rights: None (like you really want to! sheesh)( Sam in the I )
- Five Things Daniel Remembers Most Clearly About His Parents
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- fic_zat
- March 28th, 2008
- accomplished
Title: Five Things Daniel Remembers Most Clearly About His Parents
Author:zats_clear
Summary: A five things, originally posted here
Rating: G
Pairings: Daniel/Sha'uri, Daniel/Jack implied
Word Count: 641
Disclaimer: No rights, no money made, nothin
Archive Rights: None (like you really want to, sheesh!)
- Gloss Over It
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- fic_zat
- March 27th, 2008
crazy
Title: Gloss Over It
Author:zats_clear
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Warnings: smirking, very light PG
Words: 290
Summary:synecdochic commented she was having a bad day: Send sparkly lipgloss. Or, okay, write me porn. So my brain said, lip gloss and porn? Sadly, it is just referred porn and not porn actual...
Disclaimer: no rights,no ownership, no money, nothin'
Archive Rights: None (sheesh, like you want to!)( Gloss Over It )
- My Hand Bucket to Hell
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- fic_zat
- March 26th, 2008
- mischievous
Title: Jason Gets No Love. wtf
Author:zats_clear
Pairing: Lisa Bonet/Jason Momoa you have been warned
Warnings: RPF, Mature, Adult, movie reference
Words: 189
Summary:dirty_diana was bemoaning the fact that Yuletide produced no RPF/RPS for Jason. And then she dared me to write it. Drabble
Disclaimer: no rights, no ownership, no money,no self respect, no willpower, no backbonenothin
Archive Rights: None. (like you want to, sheesh)
( Cut for the faint of heart... )
- Perchance
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- fic_zat
- March 17th, 2008
awake
Title: Perchance
Author:zats_clear
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Words: 573
Summary: comment!fic forsg_rarepairings Janet Fraiser/Daniel Jackson, Persian Rug.
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin!
Archive Rights: None (like you want to, sheesh!)( Perchance )
- Parlay of Flesh, Daniel/Adria
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- fic_zat
- January 20th, 2008
- accomplished
And once more into the gloom! My mild obsession with this story line continues. Thanks for playing.
Title: Parlay of Flesh
Author:zats_clear
Pairing: Daniel/Adria
Rating: R, Adult, sexual situations
Words: 751
Summary: written for oxoniensis' Porn Battle. re-edited for my journal (original version posted here). Prompt was Daniel/Adria, control.
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive rights: Absolutely none. (like you really want to, sheesh)
companion piece to Played
Parlay: noun A series of wagers in which the winnings from one wager are used as a stake for the subsequent wagers.
( Parlay of Flesh )
- Played, Daniel/Adria/Merlin
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- fic_zat
- January 19th, 2008
- accomplished
I have a thing for this storyline. Shroud was far too short with too many possibilities left open. If prompts keep appearing in these comment!fic-athons, perhaps I will eventually have a real story out of it!
Title: Played
Author:zats_clear
Pairing: Daniel/Adria/Merlin
Rating: Hard R, Adult
Warnings: sexual situations, non-con/rape, dark
Words: 573
Summary: written for oxoniensis' Porn Battle (originally posted here). Prompt was Daniel/Adria/Merlin, vie.
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive rights: Absolutely none. (like you really want to, sheesh)
Vie:
1. To strive for victory or superiority; contend
2. Archaic To offer in competition; match.
3. Obsolete To wager or bet.
( Played )
