Five Inappropriate Times Thor Beamed Jack Up
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Author:  [info]zats_clear
Title:  Five inappropriate times Thor beamed Jack up - excerpted from the personal memoirs of General Jack O'Neill (USAF ret)
Words:  532
Rating:  G
Author's note:   [info]aurora_novarum  made me do it
5 Things originally posted here

some crap Jack jotted down in a spiral notebook to annoy Daniel )

drabbles, 50% complete
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 For the lovely and talented [info]crazedturkey, who asked for Sam and Teal'c after Unending.  Hope this is just what the doctor ordered!

 
Her Wait in Gold )
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[info]quarryquest had something, but then forgot it so instead asked for "Daniel and Jonas and a tin of baked beans"

Beating Around the Bush )

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For [info]kazbaby who asked for Cam/Teal'c - fighting darkness. Which made me think of Ripples and

BLACK DANIEL: Wouldn't it be easier to just zat him?

BLACK TEAL'C: Easier, yes but far less gratifying



In the No )
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For CK, who prompted with:

Once upon a time there was a handsome king named Daniel who was in love with the Captain of his personal guard, Jack...

*Uh, yeah. This is not the droid you were looking for. I'll come up with another one for ya later*

and for [info - identity] codo1019.livejournal.com, who wanted Sam and Jack, of course.

Somehow, those two prompts came together for 200 words of this:



the power of words )
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Toasted, G
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Title:  Toasted
Author:   [info]zats_clear 
Words:  264
Rating:  G
Author's Notes:  Follow up to a comment!fic - So, naked? - because I cannot bear to see a Princess beg...

Toasted )
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So, naked? - G
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Title: So, naked?
Author:  [info]zats_clear 
Words: 200
Rating: G
Author's Note: originally posted here in [info] - communityjackdanielpromptfic for the line prompt "So, naked?" unbeta'd because it is comment!fic and I am impatient LOL. All errors are mine and mine alone.



Where I remember that I do write...
good idea
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gakked from [info]aurora_novarum
Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you something I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing it that didn't make it onto the page.

 

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Checkered
cam what are you doing on the floor
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Title:  Checkered
Author:  [info]zats_clear
Summary: Daniel's subconscious might have an opinion about Cam. Mid Season 9, when Cam is still between fanboy and team leader
Warning: slash
Rating: R, unless CK tells me otherwise
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: no rights, no money, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none, like you really want to...
 
Checkered )

Accentuate the Obvious
yes master
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Title: Accentuate the Obvious
Author:
[info]zats_clear
Summary: This is what happens when someone suggests something that strikes my fancy. See
here or just understand that [info]starglyphsaid "would it help if I got down on my knees"...which just struck me funny.
Warning: um, pissy!Daniel, character death, mild humiliation, slash...basically, my kind of story. Probably R
Word Count: 460
Disclaimer: no money, no rights, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none. not that I have any control or anything but srsly, why the hell would you want to??

Read more... )

Mr Sandman, R [Burn Notice]
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Title: Mr Sandman [Burn Notice]
Author:
[info]zats_clear
Words: 266
Rating: R for innuendo
A/N: so I was im-ing to CK...and this is what happened.

ETA:  Please head over to see the instant, unauthorized birthday remix by CK!!!!  Chicken really does make everything better LOL


Mr Sandman, bring me a dream )

it was a dark and stormy night...
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Title: it was a dark and stormy night
Author:
[info]zats_clear
Summary: A gen fic birthday gift for
[info]sg_fignewton
Rating: G
Warning: juvenile humor, all dialogue
Word Count: 321
Disclaimer: no rights, no money, no nothin'
Archive Rights: none, you really don't want to anyway!
Author's Notes: originally posted
here with everyone else's birthday ficlets. Given the once over by my betababes, [info]muck_a_luckand [info]aurora_novarum (who gave me the title). All errors my own.  Welcome to my little experiment with all dialogue! Hope it works!


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Bending the Light: 5 Sam and Cam's that weren't, G
my guys, Sam
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Title: Bending the Light: 5 Sam and Cam's that weren't
Author: [info]zats_clear  
Summary: Five ways that Sam and Cam never happened
Rating: G
Warning: These are AUs. Never happened. Not in our universe!
Word Count: 1069
Disclaimer: no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive Rights: none. srsly, I can't imagine why you would want to!
Author's Notes:  There I was, happily working on  Fly-by, a story about how Sam and Cam have known each other for like, forever, when my mind kept jumping to all the instances that never ever happened.  No way, no how.  Thanks go to [info]muck_a_luckfor indulging my whims when I felt I just had to inflict these on someone!  Posting unbeta'd.  All mistakes are my own (and I am not above fixing them when they are pointed out)




repost of the Daniel picspam - un-flocked and now with RP caps...this won't happen often
yes master
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Fly-by by [info]zats_clear
my guys, Sam
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Title: Fly-by (formerly known as "Ten Times" when my brain would not give me a real title!) 
Author: [info]zats_clear     
Word count: 2973
Rating/Warning: Gen
Spoilers: none
Prompt: Sam and Cam, backstory.  Written for the [info]sg1friendathon    

Many, many thanks to [info]muck_a_luck     and [info]abyssinia4077     for letting me bounce ideas off them about all the ways Sam and Cam knew each other, reading the bits of story outline and actual paragraphs I would IM to them over the last few weeks, and going over the finally, thank god completed story. Additional hugs to [info]aurora_novarum     for being an amazing resource for so many details I could almost remember but could not quite place. All errors are mine, but trust me, without these three, there would have been more!

Cam's Plane )

Fly-by )

Penance
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Title: Penance
Author: [info]zats_clear  
Summary: Jack pays for how he treated Daniel on Euronda
Rating: R
Warning:  May is International Masturbation month 
Word Count: 818
Disclaimer: no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive Rights: none. srsly, I can't imagine why you would want to!
Authors Note: 

Written as a result of a happy confluence of events: May is International Masturbation Month. No, really, it is!  So, [info]muck_a_luck  told me I really needed to do something about this. And then, I realized that today was [info]janedavitt  's birthday! One of the authors responsible for my twist my arm conversion to Jack/Daniel slash. Sooo, Happy Birthday, Jane!
ETA:  CK has now written the remix, Daniel's POV!  Penance [The Kabinet Remix]

Penance )

Sam in the I
my guys, Sam
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Title: Sam in the I
Author: [info]zats_clear 
Summary: Written for [info]abyssinia4077 's birthday as part of
Defining Sam from A to Z   Go read all!
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No money made, no rights, nothin'
Archive Rights: None (like you really want to! sheesh)




Five Things Daniel Remembers Most Clearly About His Parents
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Title: Five Things Daniel Remembers Most Clearly About His Parents
Author: [info]zats_clear 
Summary: A five things, originally posted
here
Rating: G
Pairings: Daniel/Sha'uri, Daniel/Jack implied
Word Count: 641
Disclaimer: No rights, no money made, nothin
Archive Rights: None (like you really want to, sheesh!)


Gloss Over It
crazy
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Title: Gloss Over It
Author: [info]zats_clear  
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Warnings: smirking, very light PG
Words: 290
Summary: [info]synecdochic  commented she was having a bad day:
Send sparkly lipgloss. Or, okay, write me porn. So my brain said, lip gloss and porn? Sadly, it is just referred porn and not porn actual...
Disclaimer: no rights,no ownership, no money, nothin'
Archive Rights: None (sheesh, like you want to!)


My Hand Bucket to Hell
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Title: Jason Gets No Love. wtf
Author: [info]zats_clear 
Pairing: Lisa Bonet/Jason Momoa you have been warned
Warnings: RPF, Mature, Adult, movie reference
Words: 189
Summary: [info]dirty_diana was bemoaning the fact that Yuletide produced no RPF/RPS for Jason. And then she dared me to write it. Drabble
Disclaimer: no rights, no ownership, no money, no self respect, no willpower, no backbone nothin
Archive Rights: None. (like you want to, sheesh)

Cut for the faint of heart... )

Perchance
Janet
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Title: Perchance
Author: [info]zats_clear  
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Words: 573
Summary: comment!fic for [info]sg_rarepairings  
Janet Fraiser/Daniel Jackson, Persian Rug
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin!
Archive Rights: None (like you want to, sheesh!)

Perchance )
 

 

Parlay of Flesh, Daniel/Adria
Adria
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And once more into the gloom!  My mild obsession with this story line continues.  Thanks for playing.


Title:  Parlay of Flesh
Author: [info]zats_clear  
Pairing:  Daniel/Adria
Rating:  R, Adult, sexual situations
Words:  751
Summary:
  written for oxoniensis' Porn Battle.  re-edited for my journal (original version posted
here).  Prompt was Daniel/Adria, control. 
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive rights: Absolutely none.  (like you really want to, sheesh)


companion piece to
Played

Parlay:  noun  A series of wagers in which the winnings from one wager are used as a stake for the subsequent wagers.


Parlay of Flesh ) 

Played, Daniel/Adria/Merlin
Adria
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I have a thing for this storyline.  Shroud was far too short with too many possibilities left open.  If prompts keep appearing in these comment!fic-athons, perhaps I will eventually have a real story out of it!

Title:  Played
Author: [info]zats_clear     
Pairing:  Daniel/Adria/Merlin
Rating:  Hard R, Adult
Warnings:  sexual situations, non-con/rape, dark
Words:  573
Summary:
  written for oxoniensis' Porn Battle (originally posted
here).  Prompt was Daniel/Adria/Merlin, vie. 
Disclaimer: No rights, no ownership, no money made, nothin'
Archive rights: Absolutely none.  (like you really want to, sheesh)


Vie:
1.  To strive for victory or superiority; contend
2.  Archaic To offer in competition; match. 
3.  Obsolete To wager or bet. 



Played )



 

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